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The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.
Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."
Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."
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Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
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You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!
"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"
"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
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Before encourse begins the girl states that she would not like to be blasted with the man's load on her face but rather her back. So the sneaky man, while"railing" her from behind, acts as if he is about to ejaculate but rather spits on the girls back, creating the illusion of cum; once the girl turns around the man unleases the load onto her face giving her the "surprise shot."
Joe gave Jill the surprise shot, by unexpectedly nutting on her face
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When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.
Linda looked so perfect and just as I was playing with her tits she pulled a tranny-surprise.
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A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!
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For Males Only
When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.
Dude, check out that chick. She's totally bullwinkle surprise material.
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