Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

bowling scale

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex

Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

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Josh the Bowl

A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.

The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.

Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.

"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"

"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."

or

"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."

"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."

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mixing bowl

girl who sleeps with more than 1 mate out of a firm of lads or maybe more than 1 family member could also be directed towards an inbread pregnant bird whose been mixing porridge this originates from liverpool csayle

ya dirty lil ready breck mixing bowl (porridge mixer) stop mixing (porridge) like stacey slater

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Finger Bowling

-verb

To stick your thumb in your man's ass while your middle and ring fingers fondle his balls.

"I can't get my nails did, I'm going finger bowling."

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Pack a bowl

To fill up the bowl piece of a pipe or bong with ground up weed/marijuana to smoke.

Friend 1: Yo, wanna share a bowl?
Friend 2: Dude we've smoked three each already.

Friend 1: You're no fun.

Friend 2: Hey man, never said I didn't want to;))))))))

*you pack a bowl*

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