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Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic

South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.

by dirtybird loves batman November 06, 2007


Mouth traffic

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial

by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019


Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.

"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023


loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020


Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma October 02, 2015


traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 25, 2015


Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 13, 2024