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When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken
Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro
When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic
South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.
Taking multiple nuts in the mouth
When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial
A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor
John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.