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Urban Chat

stupidest thing UD has come up with.

no one ever talks/

Urban Chat is retarded

by BMD December 19, 2004

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Rube Chat

Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that Minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "points" added... (and by "points" I mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase THEIR OWN points count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.

It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.

Yo dawg I was totally getting schooled playing Trivial Persuit so I logged on to Rube Chat and within minutes I was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! Oh and we talked some sports to.

by abilities July 6, 2006

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Chat with the Arabs

<v> British Slang;

1) To shit.

--> The term derives from the phrase "I must have a crap" in that 'Must have a' rhymes with 'Mustafa,' and hence, sounds like a name of Arabic origin. Chat with the Arabs came from this similarity.

--> Although this phrase may offend some people, offence is without just cause, as the phrase plays on a name in the same way that 'Hugh Jass' plays on a Scottish name.

STEPHEN: "I'm gonna go have a Chat with the Arabs, I've been dying to go all day."
DAVID: "Nice..."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

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Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely

Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"

by Beester January 20, 2006

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Video Chat

A technology used for interacting with a person, usually of the opposite sex, when meeting in person cannot be achieved.

Me: Lets Video Chat
Mary:Sure! Give me a minute.

by God's Dictionary Writer May 30, 2010

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Chitty-chat

n. Instant Messenger; any of the instant messaging services available via internet comprised of a buddy list and the ability to instantaneously send and receive short typed messages on a computing device.

Origins.
2009-10; Derived from chit-chat but applicable only in reference to the internet and computing realm.

Johnny B. "I'll catch you on the chitty-chat later"

Jane J. "We should use the chitty-chat to coordinate the best time for everyone to meet up later"

by noooo names please April 6, 2010

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chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 12, 2004

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