your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and mattβs 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.
where can i find a covid cafe near me?
Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you donβt, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but heβs scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.
Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.
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A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
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A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.
Bob wasnβt allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.
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The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21
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A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.
Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.
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