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Covid-coward

Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.

Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!

by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021


That's got COVID

When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad

Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID

by Twinseers March 24, 2021


Covid-Creative

When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.

Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.

by Covido January 29, 2021


Covid-19

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!

Joe tested positive for Covid-19!

by . . . March 25, 2020


Covid Pass

A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.

Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.

by Covido December 12, 2020


COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.

Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21

by YAWA February 07, 2021


COVID-13

A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.

Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.

by Covido November 17, 2020