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When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.
Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.
When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.
Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.
(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.
(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick
After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.
When u finally decide to go to that pussy
Come on man, accept the dive