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kitchen manwhore

A male version of a cooking ho. Likes to wear aprons while sweating profusely over an open flame. Sometimes the flame overwhelms him and he becomes a flamer for the day. Other days he cooks chicken at the joy of his male companion.
Overall the kitchen manwhore is a natural born cooking ho with intentions to go internationally for his cooking expeditions.

Yo that bitch was such a kitchen manwhore, but damn he can cook a mean t-bone steak.

by KigerTiger March 30, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kitchen Floor Drunk

A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)

Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.

by Knecht January 24, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.

Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.

by Yobungus1337 May 19, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Up the Kitchen end

Mad, insane, bizarre. Can be used in reference to a person or a concept.

'Wow, she was a bit... different.'

'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!

She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'

by H.G.Rubin May 27, 2009


Wolfpack Soup Kitchen

When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).

''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '

by McTaggart33 October 20, 2017


Pretty Women Kitchen

JackSucksAtLife, a youtuber who acquired the channel "Pretty Women Kitchen" and is now making cooking videos on the channel.

"Have you seen the latest Pretty Women Kitchen video?"
"Yeah! I love steak from the house of kidneys, and Pretty Women Kitchen really shows us how to cook it!"

by dawiidd July 10, 2023


Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019