Police Officer

A person who protects civilians and enforces State or Federal law.

"A Police Officer pulled me over today, I was going 45 in a School Zone."

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Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

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Head Office

A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.

why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.

Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?

Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!

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Office Bomb

A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.

Just picked up some 5 hours. A round of office bombs on me!

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office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

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officer strout

commonly used term often used to describe a shitmuff police officer. Also used to describe cowardly police officers who like to hit on/stalk/abuse college age girls. sometimes used to refer to a police officer who has no friends, no life, and no real reason to get out of bed in the morning.

So i was walking down the street and started feelign afraid, like there was an officer strout lurking in the bushes

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office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.

"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."

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