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A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.
Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks
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Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.
Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!
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A sock (usually tube) used for excessive masturbation to the point it will stand vertically if placed on its top.
Jeremy has a sock rocket hidden in his dresser
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The most convenient moment for a man to take his socks off before engaging in sex. If the Sock Gap is missed, then the man will end up naked except for his socks, which will ruin the mood.
The Sock Gap is rumored to happen some time in between removing the man's shoes and removing the man's trousers.
Coined from the British sitcom "Coupling."
Guy 1: So how did it go with Jenny last night?
Guy 2: It didn't. I missed the Sock Gap, she couldn't stop laughing.
Guy 1: Bummer.
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An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.
"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"
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When one has extremely cool socks. Those who don't are at risk of throwing off others' sock swag. Beware.
Man: That dude has crazy sock swag i cant even believe it!
Hot Girl: Really? I would totally go for some dude with major sock swag.
Man: What about me?
Hot girl: Fuck no, your gay socks fucks with his awesome sock swag
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