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Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt
To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop
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The price you pay for living in the ghetto, e.g. gettin your motherfucking windshield smashed by a thrown old spice bottle as you're driving the car, gettin your bike stolen in broad daylight, etc.
Our rent is cheap till you figure in the ghetto tax.
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The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
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The contribution a member of a party must offer in order to get a share of food, drink or to participate in an activity. This is a popular way for expenses to be evened out, especially during parties when purchasing food or alchohol for a large group can be too costly for one person.
Related: share tax contributor - one who pays share tax
EXAMPLE 1
Jane: Gotta go on a beer run. Everyone gimmee your share tax!
Joe: Here's $5.
Mary: I'll give you $7 more.
Jim: I got another $10
Jane: Cool. Your cash and my $10 should get us a few sixers.
Joe: No way Jane, you don't have to give that much, you're the runner. Here's another $5
Mary: Yeah, he's right. I'll give you $3 more.
EXAMPLE 2
Joe: The group rate for the concert is cheaper. It's $10 a head instead of $17, but we need at least 3 more people that want insies.
Mary: Here's my $10
Jim: Here's a $20, I'll pay Jane's share tax since she's unemployed.
Jane: Thanks, Jim! Next time, it'll be my treat.
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Commonly a government or tax payer that has access to tax money. Also commonly female and wastes the money on personal interests.
"Man, did you hear about that new governor buying a real estate mansions in Hawaii"
"Yeah, she's such a tax whore!"
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A tax that should be placed on the over-use of the phrase LOL in text messages and social networking sites.
"I've just seen someone on facebook with their status saying 'I've just eaten a sandwich...LOL!'"
"Dude they should be LOL-Taxed!"
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The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?