dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

tune the gwan

tell the story or issue

tune the gwan that happened yesterday .

tune the guitar

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar

I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange

tune in my room

To listen to music in one's bedroom.

I just want to relax and tune in my room.

Touch Tuned

Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar

I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.