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Describes a girls ass that needs plowing
I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch
the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.
yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"
When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.
Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution
King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head
When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle
she really wants me beating them cakes bro
A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.
'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.