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Eat all the candy canes gingerbread and sugar cookies you have
Like December is Christmas dessert time
THE DAY WE ALL DIE BECAUSE WE HAVE A MIDTERM
sam: hey
me: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
sam: why?
me: ITS DECEMBER 8TH
sam: so?
me: OUR MIDTERM STARTS TODAY
It's the month where you beat your dick 1 time on december 1st and then 2 time on december 2nd and 3 times on december 3rd and so on.
Guy 1: hey did you know it was december
Guy 2: uh oh
a month during which nobody buys from britney
I want a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december.
She is the best person you will ever meet in your life she will always put a smile on your face.
Lifestyle month in South Africa whereby everyday automatically becomes a Saturday. This is the month where if they send you to the shop chances of you coming back in January are highly at risk, so you must be prepared.
And you can’t afford to wake up later than 7am.
Mom: “Thabo can you please go buy bread for breakfast”?
Thabo: “Okay mom”
Mom: “so now where are you going with the cooler box”?
Thabo: “it’s December”
In December it is Love Alexander month❤️
That means you have to hive Alexander 10 hugs per day🥰
OMG! ITS December that mean its love Alexander month! I have to give him a hug🥰 I