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After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.
Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver
Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.
In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.