1. Something you call someone when your mad, but your mom is in the room.
Fred- "You stupid Pigmy Stick!"
Sam- "What?"
Describes an affliction impacting joysticks on gaming controllers.
Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.
This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Alex: “I’m getting the worst stick drift, don’t you have another controller?”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.
I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.
When two brothers are having sex with the same girl and both guys go into her vagina at the same time
Ciara slept with the brothers and they said they gave her the brother stick
sex.
person 1: have you seen what people our age are doing?
person 2: yeah, i heard timmy and steph did the sticks & potholes.
When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.
Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."
Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"
A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.
Pass the goon stick now please.