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person 1: woah id tap that
person 2: no mate that girls got a serious saggy mom hole
When your mom has good cake and makes you pass out.
Oh yea… Mom is bussin.
the fattest mother of all, like the final boss.
me: you look like rowans mom
stranger: IM NOT FAT
A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.
yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.
Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.
A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.
"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"