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ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 18, 2018


8 out of 10 cats

Originally a popular British TV show starring semi-successful comedian Jimmy Carr. Now is used to describe any group of any foolish or comic people. Can be used to describe an activity.

"Aren't you a little concerned we look like 8 out of 10 cats?"
"Nah, everyone wears suspenders sometimes."

by The Range March 9, 2022


have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009


Cat Taking off Glasses

What you see right to the next definition.

Cat taking off glasses idfk how to use it in a sentence

by georgeandsavvas9 May 29, 2022

4👍 2👎


Who Names their Monkey Cat

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.

Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat

by P3RrYy January 8, 2021


National Bully Cat Day

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny

“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
oh ok

by Lillian banana January 19, 2021


Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

by Chris VG April 25, 2007

27👍 6👎