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A last day of school, when kids get together in a crappy decorated place with a realy cheap dj and questionable food, so u get drunk, cheat on your girlfriend with some whore, get a package of stds, ur girlfriend finds it out, dumps you, while the school principal now can afford college for his four children and for the rest of the $ he flies of to Amsterdam, laughing at you.
Alternatives: 1.Go clubbing for much less.
2. If in canada, go to Montreal, every1 gets some there
3.Go to Amsterdam for the same $.
What can you expect from a party organized by catholic shcool, a prom?
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An event that stupid people think is the "pinnacle of you high school career". Really it's just a way for guys to pay $300 and girls $150 to bone each other. You prance around like an idiot to crappy rap music. Some people feel like they missed out on something important because they skipped prom. Those people are retards.
Douche Bag:"Dude, you goin to Prom next Saturday"
Pro:"Fuck no shits a waste of money"
Douche Bag:"ha you just couldn't get a date"
Pro:"Well I'll be fucking your mom on saturday does that count as a date?"
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1)high school sponsored prostitution 2) a large gathering of horny immature high school kids dancing to lame ass music, with absolutely no access to vodka or rum 3) the "best night" of a middle-aged person's life
lame high school boy "for as much money as i've spent on this girl she better put out, or it's the end or our relationship"
30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
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A night that is liberal, sexy, horny, and a good way to get laid legally, which I couldn't get a girl to go with me so I really didn't experience it.
Hmm well I couldn't get a girlfriend to go to the prom with so my hand will work just as fine plus its a lot cheaper too ^_^
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A corperate controlled and promoted high school "institution." The corperations really benifit from the money you spend on the prom, not you school. Save your money, and your life, and stay home that night.
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An excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of fornication and promiscuity, ah the promise of a one night stand in a hotel room with your chem lab partner ??.. how romantic!
"Hey how you doin' *wink* Wanna go to Prom?"
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