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An app that makes your photos look like shit while simultaneously making you happy about it.
I can't believe Facebook paid a billion dollars to buy Instagram; a program that makes perfectly good photos look like shit.
"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."
Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.
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when you're tipsy and lost but the room is Instagram-able
I'm in the Instagram if you want to join
Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.
Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
Photgrapher: *FACEPALM*
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A photo-sharing platform and app used mainly for its post-processing filters and effects. Intragram's user base consists mainly of hipsters.
Instragram is the early 2010s version of the "sepia pandemic" of the late 1990s and early 2000s, when digital cameras were considered new and their users applied the sepia filter gratuitously.
"Take a look at this 1980s polaroid of graffiti that someone scanned!"
"Dude, that's just an Instagram photo of a wall in downtown Toronto in 2013."
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Intagram: a social media app that allows to to post pictures with hashtags and share them with friends
There are many different types of accounts you will find:
1. An account who's owner posts non-stop edits of supernatural and then deletes them all in the next hour
2. An account who posts two pictures, switches accounts, and repeats
3. A guy user who only posts pictures of concerts and his shi tsu
4. A mom who thinks she's hip and uses every filter, light adjuter, and focus editor
5. Someone who reposts celebrities' posts and only uses random song lyrics as captions
6. A user who direct messages you 20+ times a day and doesn't even follow you
7. Someone who only posts pictures of their One Direction tickets and contest/giveaways they've entered
8. A collage student who photoshops emojis or wads of cash or wolves on all their pictures
9. A Kid who only repost with the x-pro filter
10. The "punk" kid who's vocabulary is consisted of mostly cuss words
11. The person who has 30+ hashtags and only 6 likes
Examples of instagram users:
Becci: omg look at my giant Niall Horan poster! #godsgift
Stan: #roxy my Pomeranian chillin' with the band
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A home for a ton of gay SJWs that believe that words like "nigger" and "faggot" are prohibited to anyone that isn't black or gay. They only believe that what they like is what everyone else should like, and if you don't agree with them, they will attack you to the end.
Person A: "Omg, this guy just said the n word on instagram, he must be executed."
Person B: "What a faggot..."
Person A: "Oi, you gay?"
Person B: "Nah..."
Person A: "KILL YOURSELF"
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A photo editing and sharing app for iphone and ipod touch initially but was brought to android in april '12, and at the same time was bought buy Mark zuckerberg for 1 billion USD,
Creating an account to use this app fusses many decent and wise people while the fools are amazed by its little effects that makes their sad pictures look cool and vintage
Emo girl: Hey checkout my instagram pics, just uploaded new ones
Straight non metrosexual guy: I'm gonna diss that, you know, i hate all those hos like pics on that app, personally i prefer pixlr-o-matic
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