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21st Century party break

The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.

To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.

In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.

"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"

"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"

"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."

"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."

by messerscHanjOHns November 16, 2011

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Nigger (21st century definition)

A douche-bag of any color, religion, or sexual orientation.

Look at that red-neck nigger and all his welfare kids!

Nigger (21st century definition)

by Bobbi31 March 20, 2016

87๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


21st century schizoid man

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

โ€œ21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some peopleโ€™s opinion.โ€

by A skinny dude February 22, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools October 26, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools October 26, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


21st century teenage girl

Little sluts and whores, generally aged between 13-15, who like to show off their great skills at sex even though most of them are still virgins, or really are pure sluts and like people to know they are that way.

Either kind of girl is an irritating bunch of hormones yelling around everything they do, say or sing so everyone notices how stupid they sound and such whores they are, and also taking every comment as if it were against them and answering as if they were suffering hell on earth.

They like to make internet look like a great big space where they can show of their body to everyone without consequences, transforming internet into a great balloon full of boobs and booties, which of course must not be seen by their parents.

Most of these girls, years later get ashamed of their past actions being such sluts, because they get to be remebered that way, and it's not something to be proud of.

Friend 1: The new generation of girls are such sluts...

Friend 2: Well I'd like to be with one, sure they suck well!

Friend 1: If you want AIDS, go for it!

Friend 3: One of the problems of being with a 21st century teenage girl

by Pulpito69 September 14, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


21st Century Digital PTSD

The result of harmful gifs, video or injected content into emails, AR or VR that triggered a traumatic response for the recipient. Current day example of a strobing gif sent to Kurt Eichenwald who has epilepsy, immediately inducing a seizure which could cause a panic reaction, akin to PTSD, upon opening emails in the future.

In increasing numbers, with the revelation of viral content bombs being injected into the VR Web, patients are exhibiting trauma responses that are now being diagnosed as "21st Century Digital PTSD". This form of PTSD, unique to this century and the digital world, can cause sufferers to eschew all forms of digital communication due to the trauma inflicted through the various platforms.

by Kovarchi October 25, 2018