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Ask ur crush out don’t be a pussy!
If u ask ur crush out on this day its a 99% chance they’ll say YES!
“Hey sienna its November 28! So… will u be mine?”
Sienna- “YESSS!”
“Omg the urban dictionary was right?!”
On November 28, you are NOT allowed to say no to someone who asks you out:)
"Will you go out with me? Today is November 28... Yes this is for you Ana."
(You can't say no)
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The most beautiful and amazing girl was born on this day. Her name was Reese Reynolds.
Person 1: Wow. That girl is the most beautiful, most skinny and athletic, most tan, most amazing, most successful, prettiest eyes, most beautiful face shape and jaw line, amazingly straight nosed, high eyebrows, long skinny neck, monkey-arms person I've ever met.
Person 2: Yep because she was born on November 28.
Person 1: I should have known. :)
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International Rape a Turtle Day 🐢
Hey Billy!! Did you know its national rape a turtle day?
No? What is that?
It means we get to rape turtles and not get caught!!!
Yay!! Lets go rape turtles together!
Gosh i love November 28
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National pee anywhere you want day
“Hey why’d you pee in my dogs water bowl?”
“Sorry man, it’s November 28.”
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On this day a very ugly person was born they may be ugly but they have an amazing personality
Guy one-who’s that girl
Guy two-idk but she look like she was born on November 28th
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