January 6, 2021

When a large dumb group of Trump Supporters Claimed Trump won the election and stormed the US capitol.

Person: It's not a week into 2021...
Person 2: So?
Person: The US already had a riot, it was January 6, 2021!
Person 2: Damn. That's sad.

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January 6, 2021

The day thousands of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol building.

January 6, 2021 will go down as one of the largest attacks on democracy in history.

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January 6

Girls born on January 6 are ugly and don’t brush their teeth. They also get hurt by guys hotter than them. Ps. The guys are usually born on September 22

Guy#1: Dude! That girls is ugly AF!! Ew!

Guy#2: I know right!? She probably was born on January 6! Ahahah

Guy#1: Definitely haha

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January 6, 2021

This day will serve as a reminder of what mass stupidity is truly capable of. On this day, a group of Trump Supporters, who have had their IQs decimated by the lies spewed by right-wing media, stormed the US Capitol in an attempt to overturn the 2020 election results. 5 people were killed, including a Capitol police officer. This all started when Donald Trump, who lost the election, made unfounded claims that widespread voter fraud had made him lose. His supporters believed him, which is no surprise since they’re literally in a cult and worship him like God. For his actions, Trump was impeached for the second time in his presidency, but he ended up being acquitted.

January 6, 2021, will go down as one of the stupidest days in history. Shall I also mention that the Trump supporters at the Capitol wanted to hang VP Mike Pence after he didn’t do anything to put the election results in Trump’s favor? (Trump made them believe he would do that). They almost got to Pence too, but he was able to escape.

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January 6 Xtians

Also known as the “Xtian Taliban.” Armed “Christians,” most of them being white racists and supremacists hiding under the umbrella of Christian nationalism, who wouldn’t hesitate to use violence or even murder to ensure that their pro-Christian un-Christian ex-president—who lost the 2020 US election to a white pro-abortion and pro-LGBTQ+ “socialist” presidential candidate—continued to be their “anointed” political savior.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA “patriots,” blue-collar “evangelicals,” and January 6 Xtians would be convicted and sentenced to a jail sentence for answering the call of their Pharisee-in-Chief to storm the Capitol so that he’d illegally serve a second-term in office.

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January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.

Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?

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January 6, 2013

The day Fjord's sister was skinned alive.

Fjord: Have you heard about the Smith Sisters?
Cal: No,
Fjord: Well, my sister was skinned alive on January 6, 2013.

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