Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

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french lisp

An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.

I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!

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dip lisp

the way you talk with a lisp when you have a dip in.

Non-dipper: "Sam had a car accident"
Dipper: "That thucks"
Non-dipper: "The other driver was drunk"
Dipper: "Thatth thome bullthit for thure"
Non-dipper: "Why are you talking so funny"
Dipper: "Itth my dip lisp"

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meth lisp

someone who speaks with a rather obvious lisp due to the chronic use of methamphetamines

hey guyths, ynall hanves sthome monties?
Man get your meth lisp talkin ass up out of her. stupid shit

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lisp muscle

the muscle up a gay mans ass that is hit while butt fucking causing the gay man to speak with a lisp

ssssshit, you hit my lisp muscle (lisssssp mussssscle) you ssssstud.

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environmenta-lisp

Speech impediment suffered by or sometimes affected by socialist activists of the male persuasion.
Not all of these males are homosexual, but are effeminate or campy enough to acquire this impediment either by association or willful affectation.

It is the unofficial dialect of the male liberal.

1. The guy from PETA spoke with such a heavy environmenta-lisp it was hard to take him serious about saving the endangered silver speckled salamander.

2. My son left for college sounding like a man, but recently came home for a visit spouting jibberish about the evils of capitalism with the most effeminate environmenta-lisp I had ever heard.

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gum lisp

The small lisp you get when you're trying to talk while chewing gum, unless you put your gum to the side of your mouth instead of the front.

Jimmy (chewing gum): I want some ithe cream!

Charlie: Screw you, spit your gum out. I don't get you with your stupid gum lisp.

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