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non-event

a disappointing occasion which was not interesting, especially one which was expected to be exciting and important

The party turned out to be a bit of a non-event - hardly anybody turned up.

by oliverbr May 16, 2006

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

46πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.

Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!

by Hamilton Nash May 10, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

by Robotmike January 20, 2010


Canon event

a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)

did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.

by IjaythrowsxI June 6, 2023

69πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Event Horizon

The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.

She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.

by majic mike December 30, 2019


Event Staff

A trigger word used to initiate a heist upon a cross country or track event. Usually purchussing event staff or official jackets, vests, hats, etc.

"Oh golly goodness glumpter! We should Event Staff, theres no one around!'

by Tshchlerky January 9, 2023