The moment you see someone hot, and you want to tell your friends in a discreet way
Shaniqua: I just had an asda
Marybell: Not fair i want an asda
IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA
criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu
Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud
‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’
I very frisky asda shelf stacker
That asda brand prostitute is well fit like