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Asthma of the home is a game in which you do nothing in your house because you have asthma.(This a Reference to Breath of the wild)
Larry:”I played Asthma of the home yesterday I was pretty boring”.
Tom:”Yah I was going to get it until I saw the reviews”.
Asthma that is brought on by physical activity done outside during winter.
I just got some serious winter asthma from running around in the snow.
When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.
Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar
Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
When someone is sexually attracted to their partner having asthma.
Somethings someone would say during Asthma Play includes:
“Are you my little asthmatic?”
“Do you need your inhaler baby?”
“Only good boys get their inhaler..”
Are you into Asthma Play?
Did you know theres a kink for asthma, commonly known as Asthma Play?
Adjective typically used to describe someone who is overly fragile, both emotionally and physically.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.
Man 1: Yo, why is Jason crying this time?
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid
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When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.
Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.
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i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?
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