bangle dangle

A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

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boots and bangles

someone or something giving A LOT;
a lot of emotion, a lot of yes, or a lot of no.
someone or something that is extra.
(can be used as good or bad)

Chris: yooo did you see LaQuayQuay at the club last night?

Lis: dat bitch was annoying is cell... drunk and acting stupid.. screamin' n shyt... came in there BOOTS AND BANGLES. I was like HELL NO.

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Jizz bangle

A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings

She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.

Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.

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gang bangle

Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.

"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"

"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"

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Bogan Bangles

Australian slang for handcuffs

Paddy: Hey Darl, what's that horrible screeching noise outside?
Sophie: Oh the cops have just slipped the bogan bangles onto our friendly neighbourhood meth princess, so she's letting them know her thoughts on the matter.

water bangles

Sheep shit on dew grass. A very old irish expression. A 'bangle' is sheep shit.

Ach Shamus! Me arse is wet n sticky. I sat down on a water bangle.

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Bender Bangle

A gay man used as a fashion accessory by a straight woman; whilst he is her friend, he is also this seasons must-have accessory.

Will is Grace's bender bangle.