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(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride
Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."
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A belly button piercing adorned with an dangling charm or swinging piece of jewelry.
"She had a cute bod, but man, her whore hitch was hanging out of her shirt."
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Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.
The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...
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Side Bitch - Someone you do not really know is there until you hit it.
Nah man she is just my hitch bitch I don't really like her.
To get married
Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“
Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
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hitching a sly lift on the back of a passing vehicle, such as a tractor or golf cart, when riding your bicycle.
dude, you look fresh after your 25 mile bike ride" "yeah man, i pulled some sweet hitch-biking the whole way!
When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.
Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!
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