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Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.
Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.
Let's just Bear Grylls it up!
Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!
The art of eating your own shit and washing it down with your own piss
Fuck I'm that hungry I could eat a bear grylls buffet ( B.G.B )
A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.
Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"
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To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show
Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?
Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there
Jude: Nice!
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Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
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When using your own cum as lube while masterbating
"I ran out of lotion so I was Going Bear Grylls Style..."
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Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild
I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.
You are such a Bear Grylls.