Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

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Blood Blister

Australian Slang for sister.

Ahh Cmon mate, shes me blood blister.

Pinky blister

When a guy gets a little to rough on the pussy and she gets a blister

Ah man my pussy hurts I think I have a pinky blister

blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.

My butt is so sore after a blister fister

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cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

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Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

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Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

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