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Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.
Passing a test at least an 'A-''
Amanda blitzkrieged her Trig class finals, the rest of her high school career will be much easier from this day forth.
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A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.
Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.
The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.
Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.
a really good song that was raped by poeple who dont know who the ramones are but can say the line every one knows
Hey ho lets go shoot them in the back now
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When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.
I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.
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A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.
"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"
"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "
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