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When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”
Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"
Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.
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The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
a cereal i'm eating right now.
Captain crunch tastes gud
When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay
Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.