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The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.
The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?
Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
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The art and science of clogging and overflooding a toilet. A Clog job can be done intentionally for fun as a prank, or can happen un-intentionally from overuse of paper or low water pressure in the restroom's plumbing.
When too much paper and waste is in the bowl, and the toilet is flushed repeatedly, the water will overfill the bowl and flood the bathroom. Panic and laughter follow closely thereafter.
"Whoa man!!... that was the best Clog Job of my life!!!
I took a HUGE dump and tossed in the entire roll of paper towels, and the entire bathroom flooded...LMAO!"
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clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper
dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!
When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation
Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.
This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.
Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"
"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."
"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."
"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.
"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"
Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.
1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA
The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
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