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Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
An secret organization created to destroy bears
Joe:I just joined the anti bear coalition
Chuck:really
Joe:be careful bears are out to get you
an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!
Last time on DaemonBallZ
Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"
A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)
Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥
Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?