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Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
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The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
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An secret organization created to destroy bears
Joe:I just joined the anti bear coalition
Chuck:really
Joe:be careful bears are out to get you
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an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?