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A derogatory term used to describe individuals with poor credit.
Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.
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An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!
"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
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When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.
"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.
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Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me
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Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)
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A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
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