A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.
Origin: Baltimore
"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"
"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"
"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"
A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."
when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll
The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.
Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!
Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.
Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.
Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.
An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends
Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.
Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.