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Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 7, 2009

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Dane Cook

One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu

Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.

by girl175897 January 18, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dane Cook

1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy

2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.

1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.

by ashtastic July 11, 2008

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Dane Cook

Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.

Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"

5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?

by aman13 July 18, 2010

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Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

by Quaff May 9, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable July 15, 2008

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Dane Cook

A decent comedian who has had an unfortunate amount of haters due to allegations that he stole jokes and whatnot, despite there being no sufficient evidence of him doing so.

Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.

Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.

Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.

Dane Cook: Did you ever get a really itchy asshole?

Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.

by Da Milkman May 18, 2009

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