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Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?
Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!
Kid: You really believe that?
Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!
Kid: You're an idiot dad
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Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:
If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.
Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago
No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test
Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail
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To be looking at two pieces of evidence and concluding that they produced a third piece of evidence totally unrelated.
Dude, what is you brain fucking made out of meatloaf!? There is no way those two dogs gave birth to a non-dog, you must have been darwined high school.
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A girl who is apparently a “boy” but is actually secretly a girl and acts like one, or maybe he’s just gay, is one of those... Darwin is a weird rare name, a rare specie he is to be exact. Extremely weak & skinny thinks they are cute but really is not, looks like a gringa and is a wannabe Mexican.
Alondra: Darwin said he’s gonna try to come hang out with us tonight again for the 100th time
Ariana: he’s always hanging out with girls, sorry SHE*
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Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"
To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.
This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.
1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.