dial up the dick

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

Dial up a blitz

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

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drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

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Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

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worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

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dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.

He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.

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