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I'm listening to gorillaz' dracula song right now..wiered...
some of us will never sleep again
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n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
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when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...
Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.
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When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs
Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot
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Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."
During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.
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When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick
"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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