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When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
The disability to produce egg drop soup.
Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.
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A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
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Its when the old snake won't strike.
Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
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I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see
give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.
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When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
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