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put spin on a pool shot in such a way as to make the cue ball travel in a curve
English my ass... this pool table is so shitty you couldn't make a straight shot if you wanted to
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A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!
Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.
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1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible.
2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.
3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment
Just put a little English on it
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A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...
I hate English , there’s a unseen poetry English test today! Ughhh!
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To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.
You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.
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An English man. Considering all English people have small dicks and are crooked nosed cunts.
Did you have an English man last night yes with that sheep
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The greatest race on earth.
Advice given to American soldiers in Bosnia by there own government:
Don't drink with the English.
Don't gamble with the English
Don't fight with the English.
BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE!
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