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Audible Brain Fart

The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".

Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."

Me: Hey Coach

Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm-

Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.

Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).

by 556677NK March 8, 2010

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Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.

He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.

by OMGR8US October 8, 2012

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stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa

stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk

by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022


Brain fart

Brain fart- also known as “fartus brainus” is very common around students, who study math, physics or chemestry. It’s caused when you’re brain does not know what to do aka it’s about to explode. Treatment: give up or go to sleep

"I had a total brain fart while I was doing the test"

by GeDollar November 9, 2017


Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ March 7, 2016


Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021


Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake July 22, 2015