Female

Gods most beautiful yet disasterous creation. A human with (XX) chromosomes.

Characteristics include emotional instability, insecurity, impulsivity, illogical, submissive, incongruent thoughts & actions & co-dependence.

Man, I stopped dating my last female because she was bat shit crazy! She was always accusing me of cheating when I wasn’t, bitching at me when I left the house to play a round of golf, and told me she loved me inside the first month of knowing each other!

Yep, females man.

That female shouted “equal rights” as she attacked the man, yet cried assault when he defended himself in smacking the fuck out of her.

Yeah man, perfect example of how females are illogical & impulsive.

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Female

A kitchen utensil

Lemme get my female from the kitchen drawer, brb

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Female

The breed of gender that has a pussy

Jared Sucro that nigga cant even talk to a fucking female.

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Female

finest thing created

Every female is a strong, beautiful person.

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female

This isnt a weblog, i know, but i have to post this little thought:
Why do some women call all men chauvanistic sexists when that in itself is a sexist statement?
The main gripe about guys like myself who dont concern themselves with the "lower extremites" of the female body (I am not gay, just considerate) is that they are so goddam subtle in screwing with people (Some of our more devious sisters). Us guys, if we want revenge will mess your ass up by laying the SMACKDOWN right then an there, the devious sisters will set up a ten step plan to screw you up for years...

Shadow: Yep, i love females...however, some of them are kinda....
Shanjay: Bitchy? Yep, evil sisters really just mess up male/female relations worldwide

And yes, most guys are assholes

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Female

The scientific name for Iron Man.

no way is that female

no that's iron man

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Female

Concrete Noun: One of the TWO Genders.

Midwife: It’s a Girl (Female)!

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