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When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter
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A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*
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A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.
"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."
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Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.
“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.