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Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive January 24, 2012


Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 5, 2021


Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis

Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."

by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023


Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 19, 2022


Garfunkel

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep

Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.

by SlimeyT March 3, 2024


Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 27, 2022


Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022