Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.
I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock
A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.
Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.
When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis
Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.
Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.
When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone
2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs
1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”
2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel
1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}