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Highland Park

Highland Park in Dallas Texas, is often refereed to as the bubble by those fortunate enough to be cultured and live outside of it. Truth be told, the real name is The Park Cities.

Highland Park is often wrongly judged by those who live inside the Bubble, and those who don't.

People who live in Highland Park, often refereed to as parkies, think that Highland Park is the most glorious place on earth. To them, being able to give highschoolers $60,000 SUVs, smoke weed and go to church the next day, and dye their hair blonde in their mcmansion is the absolute best way to live. They are your typical conservative christian white snobs, who have probably never even seen anyone with some colour in their skin and have absolutely no idea that countries other than America have electricity.

On the other hand, other Texans live under the impression that Highland Park life is glamourous and that all parkies are snobs. Whilst it is TRUE that a vast majority of them are snobs, people in Highland Park glamorize their Cadillac Escalade and huge houses to much. Truth be told, the Cadillac is just a GM (as is the average Texans Chevy), and their house is just an elongated of version of the typical track home.

In the end, Highland Park is just a typical rich bitch american subarb. Except this time with texans, which just makes it a whole lot more intense.

"Look at that blonde bitch in the tracksuit and killer heels!"
"Yea man...bet she is from Highland Park"

"OMG lyk i'm from Highland Park and i listen to like blackpeople music and drive my Escalade to school cuz my mommy and daddy are docotrs"

by γ‚ͺγƒŸ April 15, 2010

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


highland park

The hottest place in the world.
Okay all you POOOR PEOPLE hate us bc wre HOT and rich.... like you wiley people. yall are mother fuckers!!! were jsut so freakin rich and we really dont care wat u think bc we have all we want and hell yea we love our bubble so you can kiss my hot ass bc im loving life and HP and yall just cant get over it that were better then you!

Wiley Trash: Damn i hate highland park, there so much richer than us

Tyler Trash: Damnit me too those parkies... too hot and too rich goddamnit!

by HP KICKS ASS BITCH April 30, 2005

45πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Highland Park

One of the most overjudged areas of the world, Highland Park is a small community in Dallas, Texas. Although what is usually referred to as "Highland Park" is actually called The Park Cities. The park cities are Highland Park and University Park. Highland Park is known for being more high- end, with larger homes and shopping centers. University Park, on the other hand has more upper middle- class homes which is a more popular neighborhood for young families. The Park Cities are judgementally named as a home for rich snobs and sluts, a description which is not at all accurate. Highland Park High School and the district's lower schools are known fir their successful scholastic and athletics programs. The school offers a great education but is a very competitive and often difficult learning environment because of the high (often too high) expectations of students.

Lake Highlands girl: I sure misjudged those Highland Park kids! They aren't all so bad!
Highland park boy: That's right, but I do hate all the stress we get from our school being so f ing intense......

by hpcc December 13, 2009

11πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


highland park

1. The root of all evils
2. The birthplace of parkies
3. The place I'm gonna totally abondon when i hit college

Person from Illinois: Hey, where you going for spring break?

Person from California: Ugh, Highland Park..in Texas

Person from Illinois: HA! That sucks for you! Your totally screwed! Who are you going to go see?

Person from California: I don't know, some freaking parkie fags.

Person from Illinois: HA HA HA! Have fun....

Person from California: Shut up! Its bad already without you commenting on this-

by biteme666 April 21, 2005

30πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Highland park

The most disgusting places everrrr!
The people here are so trash. Known for the β€œ hot blondes ” that weigh like 80 pounds and half their weight is all their mascara and their fake tan. The guys are all stuck up lacrosse players or football players that think they can do coke , drink , and rape girls every night and they only hang with only pretty girls oh no if they’re seen with ugly girls they’ll hate themselves and make a joke out of you lol !! They’re total douche bags unless you’re a dancer (belle) or a cheerleader. Everyone at highland sucks and make other people that are not from there want to kill themselves.

Tim: did you see that hot highland park belle girl I want to totally smash

Jack: yeah I cum to her 3 times a day

by 1234 losers December 2, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Highland Park

ok im not going to say anything but if you wanna "diss" us bite me i could care less cuz your just pissed cuz we are cooler than you yes i am a brat yes i am a prep whatever sure just to get that small god damn whiney voice out of my head! it gives me such a damn headach so you know go whine about whoever is "hot" i guess in your school if anyone is ok just go fuck yourself ok thank you! ugh if i hear this little whiney ugh hp is so rich ew they r such brats bite me just go away we could care less what you think about us cuz of what is it called self confidence i think thats how you spell it o well ill talk to you whiners lata!

i am proud to be a parkie and yall people give me such a headach! ugh! AdViL pLeAsEeEeEeEe!!!!

by nobody cares! November 23, 2004

30πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Highland Park

A town in Texas in a suburb of Dallas. Near Wylie, Texas.

Highland Park's highschool football team rivals the Wylie Pirates who came in second place in the 2008 Highschool football state championship.

Snooty city who's residents are most likely rich.

Wylie kids only step foot in Highland Park if they are wrapping some Highland Douche's house, or on October 31 because those rich bitches give out full size candy bars.

Also Wylie kids may be found on HP soil if they are stomping those rich kids asses on their own football field because they pretty much fail at football like a bunch of giant pansies.

If you are editing this and you have ever played Texas Hihhschool Football, watched, or supported a highschool rivalry take place, or you like full size candy bars on Halloween, or if you have ever met a rich snooty douchebag, please select publish for the sake of all that is holy in highschool football.

Highland Park, Texas

'fucking snobby rich kids in HP

Wylie Pirates beat some Highland Park ass in their last football game

by HaileyandJacobBlack August 5, 2009

11πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž