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To disappear from a party, bar, social event or concert without alerting your fellow revelers of the egress of your presence. Stealth, is quite necessary to pull off a Houdini, such that your compatriots don't notice your absence until you're half way home. Which is typically a difficult task to accomplish during such an inebriated state. Such behavior is usually brought on by a strong desire to retire for the evening in one's own bed, brought on by very high consumption of spirits prior to the aforementioned evening's events have come to maturity. As a by-product of such actions, a good Houdini is a magic trick, even a work of art!
Friend 1, "What happened to Brook?"
Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini!"
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During anal sex or doggie style, right before climax the man spits a wad on the womans back. As she turns around thinking it is over, the man rubs it out in her face and exclaims "Abra-cadabra".
She said she liked magic tricks, so I gave her the old houdini.
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When a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her face
I tricked that bitch so bad, I got her with the old Houdini!
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1. A famous magician and escape artist, Harry Houdini whose birth name was Ehrich Weiss. He was famous for his illusions and more importantly escapology. His most famous act was escaping the Chinese water torture cell, in which he was suspended upside-down in a glass and steel cabinet which was filled with water.
2. A sexual act where a man who is having sex doggy style pulls out a few moments before he comes, then spits on the woman's back, so she thinks he came. When she turns around he then unleases the real load all over her face. This has most likely never been successfully performed for numerous reasons: First, a woman isn't likely to turn around after you come on her back, she will just tell you to get a paper towel and clean it off. Second, the woman would probably hear you spit and say, "Why the fuck did you spit on me?" Third, most women would not have sex with someone again if they did this, so they wouldn't do it. It's still funny though.
"OMG my eyes, I thought you already came!" - woman
"Yeah bitch, that's the houdini!" - man
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The other definitions have missed the point of the Houdini. Regardless of the preamble, one most conclude the Houdini, not just by jizzing in the partner's eyes, but by then, yelling "Houdini" in a high pitched voice and runnign away, having "dissappeared" by the time their eyes are clear.
When I was fellating Stephen yesterday, he jizzed in my eyes, creating a harsh burning sensation, then ran away yelling, "HOUDINI!!!" I mean wtf, mate?
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(two guys needed) Be fucking your girl doggy style and make sure she is facing a window, Pull out and tell your guy friend to push in, make sure she does not know the other guy is there. Then run around to the outside of the window she is facing and scream "Ta-Da!"
Dude Amanda didn't know I did The Houdini to her, but when she found out she freaked!
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Pulling a chair put from under someone before they sit down.
Your friend goes to sit down at a table and you pull the chair causing them to fall to the floor and you say, "you just got Houdinied bitch. Now you see it, now you don't. Abracadabra bithc!"
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