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Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
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An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
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When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.
You can go shove yourself up your ass.
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To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
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This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
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A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.
Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"
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The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.
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